Due to a request, I am going to provide a little background on those who reside at 901 Oakland. Hopefully this doesn't draw any more comparisons between Scunt's blog and my own, but I'm sure it's going to happen. Here we go. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paul: Paul's a great guy...when he isn't trying to "get at" your Ruffles. His interests include body hair, trying to win in NBA 2k9, and buffalo wing theft. Don't use his good towel to clean up spills or loan this man anything you want back. He plans to be a social worker later in life.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Will: When Will isn't at the SERF...well, then he's probably at the shell. But if he isn't at either of those places, then he is a great dude to get to know. He enjoys pouches and memorizing obscure statistics.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Skiv: Skiv comes off rough and rugged, but upon viewing his iTunes library, you will see he has a soft, more feminine side. He likes New York sports, butchering movie lines, and abbreviating last names.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------RJ: RJ is quite the character. He likes commisioning fantasy football leagues and peeing sitting down. Don't plan on finishing a game of NBA Hangtime with him or beating his Rockets. He is also, like Paul, a notorious Ruffle bandit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gregg: If you want to roll with Gregg, come equipped with beats and blunts. He likes a good rhyme sesh, "hoo has", and Tiki. He may drive a mini-van, but don't act tough, or you may get thrown through the living room television. He played sports in high school...or atleast I think.
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Jeff: Jeff is quite the dude himself. He prides himself on being the only Milwaukee Bucks viewer and his following of the Jewish religion. He enjoys eating food and tasty sets of lips.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Me: Well, not a ton to say here...just that I'm really fuckin' tight.
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